| So yesterday I watched Whale deep-throat a fudgesicle. It was probably the single gayest experience that I've had in the past 3 or 4 years. He was able to insert the entirety of the fudgesicle into his mouth, close his lips around the stick, and remove the fudgesicle from his throat ever so slowly, savoring the chocolately goodness with every passing moment. Never have I seen a frozen delight being used in such an obscene way, and it shall haunt my dreams for years to come.
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| So, in honor, a survey! (Possibly stolen from Connie)
40 Secrets about yourself.
Be honest no matter what.
[one] have you ever been asked out?
Si
[two] where is your default picture taken?
Facebook pic is from my dorm room
[three] what's your middle name?
Nathan
[four] your current relationship status?
In a relationship, I would assume?
Sorry gals.
[five] does your crush like you back?
I would fucking hope so.
[six]what is your current mood?
Putting off sleep, so tired
[seven] what color of underwear are you wearing?
Maroon
[eight] what color shirt are you wearing?
White
the number [nine]: My GPA? Negative 3.2 something
[ten] if you could go back in time and change something, what would you?
I wouldn't have taken any AP's.
[eleven] if you must be an animal for one day, what?
I don't fucking know. Something badass.
[twelve] ever had a near death experience?
Not really.
[thirteen] something you do a lot?
Sleep
[fourteen] the song stuck in your head?
Remember Us by The Pineapple Thief
[fifteen] who did you copy and paste this from?
Connie, as stated.
[sixteen] name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
Some bitch in my fourth grade class.
[seventeen] when was the last time you cried?
End of summer.
[eighteen] have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Of course.
[nineteen] if you could have one super power what would it be?
Fly
[twenty] what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Hair/Face/Smile
[twenty-one] what do you usually order from starbucks?
Starbucks? Doesn't that cost money? Haven't had any of that in a while.
[twenty-two] what's your biggest secret?
Um, I'm incredibly sexy?
[twenty-three] favorite color?
Red?
[twenty-four] do you still watch kiddie shows or tv shows?
I like real shows
[twenty-six] what are you ???
A lazy mother fucker
[twenty-seven] do you speak any other language?
Nope
[twenty-eight] what's your favorite smell?
I have no idea.
[twenty-nine] Describe your life in one word what it be?
Relaxed
[thirty-one] have you ever kissed in the rain?
Yeah
[thirty-two] what are you thinking about right now?
Sleep
[thirty-three] what should you be doing?
Sleeping
[thirty-four] who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
Floormates
[thirty-five] how often do u talk to God?
Uh, I don't?
[thirty-six] do you like working in the yard?
I like being in the yard, but not working.
[thirty-seven] if you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
If you can think of something more Jewish, I'll take it.
[thirty-eight] do you act differently around the person you like?
I'm naked a higher percentage of the time.
[thirty-nine] what is your natural hair color?
Dirty blonde? I don't even know.
[forty] who was the last person to make you cry?
Friends and such.
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| Study here
"About one third of the boys
aged 16 and 17 confessed that they had intentionally searched for porn
sites in 2004, while only 8% of the girls of the same age confessed the
same thing."
Am I the only one who thinks that number is way too fucking low?
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| Back In Black - AC/DC
Features:
hard rock roots
mild rhythmic syncopation
repetitive melodic phrasing
extensive vamping
a vocal-centric aesthetic
major key tonality
a dirty electric guitar solo
a gravelly male vocalist
an aggressive male vocalist
prominent drums
Why? I was attempting to play it on guitar earlier. It's fun. =D
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| I'm doing SOTD's now. It's not always gonna be angry white boy music.
But today it is.
Holy Mountains - System of a Down
Features:
pop metal qualities
a subtle use of vocal harmony
mild rhythmic syncopation
varying tempo and time signatures
extensive vamping
a vocal-centric aesthetic
minor key tonality
electric rhythm guitars
acoustic rhythm guitars
God knows why I'm starting this, but I'm pretty much going to put up songs that just seem really in sync with my mood of the day.
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